Disclaimer: If a writer treats their editor like this in real life, that writer will no longer be a writer.  Don’t do it.

I guess Horatio is a big deal or something, so he can get away with it.  But no really.  It doesn’t work like this IRL.

OMG drawing inanimate objects is hard. ;.;

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Phone: [Caller ID: Don V]
Horatio: Not editor...thank god....
Horatio: 'lo?
Horatio: Hey, godfather. Long time no chat. How's your son? ...That's good to hear. No brain damage, then? ...Yikes. Well, I'll count that as a blessing anyway. Could've been much worse. Ohhhhhhhh...yeah, I'd love to come. Tch...yeah, I have a deadline, but I can push it back a little. Sure. See you then.
Horatio: Hng...?
Janet: Horatio, it's Janet. You know, your editor? What are you DOING?! It's been a WEEK!
Phone: [Caller ID: the Godfather]
Janet: You can't avoid me forever! Are you in the hospital or something?! Because you'd BETTER be, or you're GONNA be! How much of the manuscript have you written?!
Horatio: ... Bollocks.