As a writer, I’d be a little weirded out if someone tried to buy me a robotic slave-toy that looks like Xaron or Pipey.  I’m just sayin’.

Kong-Kong, on the other hand…adorable.

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Janet: Look. I know you don't like them, but I don't care. It's either that, or a nanny. Do you want a nanny?
Horatio: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg....
Janet: At least take a look. We can make it look like one of your characters or something.
Horatio: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGggg... that's even worse...
Horatio: ...Whoa.
Horatio: Dang. SOMEbody made some blood money since I've been gone...
Janet: Oh, stop it.